Friday, October 28, 2011

Nike Air Max Uptempo 95- Summer 2012



These An Other CWs Are Finally Retroing,,,,
SneakerGods answering my Prayers, Hopefully They Will Answer My Nike Air Command Force Prayer...
Release Summer 2012

Ambition


Bitch Leaked.......
Pretty Decent, Mainly Tracks For Women To Bump To Though.....
SMH Mixtape About Nothing. Wale Needs To Comeback
I Give 8/10
HMU on Twitter If You Want Link

What Are These???!!!!


































What Are These Abomination 4s?????
#ICant
ShoutOut To @ILikeNikeShoes For The Pic

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Soulja Boy With Mags smh

Yo Really?????
This Coon Thinks He's KrAkn with Air Mags on.......
Nigga Looking Like The Fruitiest Pebble In The Cereal Box.....
Nigga Dont Even Know How To Wear Them Right..... 
Nigga Tryna Show Some Bape As Well....
Take Yo Shawt Bus Shawty Self Back On That Bus...
#ICant

Tyler, The Creator x BADBADNOTGOOD - Fish


And Yall Say Dude Aint Talented.....

Monday, October 24, 2011

What?....The?.....Foam???























Yo..... Really??? Got Some Fruity Pebble, Solar System, Tye Dye, Looking Ass Foams.......
#ICant,,,, But These Are A QS set too release soon, so Keep Your Eyes out If You Feel Them.....

BADBADNOTGOOD x Tyler, The Creator - Seven


This Is KrAktastic x #10Million, Nigga Went Off At The End..........

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Coonery #QuitIt5.... South Beach 5s


Coon Really Gonna Do South Beach 5s???? How Outplayed Can A CW Get????

My Nike Lebron 9 iDs

Been Playing Around With The Nike Lebron 9 iDs, limtied Colors and Options But Made A Few Nice iDs. The iDs run for $206 though...

"KrAk Days CW"
 













"Hell Fire CW" 














"Lakers CW" 














"Bumblebee CW" 














"Fire Red CW"














"Bulls CW"

Friday, October 21, 2011

Krakpiffery 3

1.) SMH Every Fuckin Day I See Fake Jordans At My Coon Of A School
2.) My Chemistry Teacher Is INDIAN, A Nigga Cant Understand A Word She Says......
3.) Coons Ruin Shit In My City
4.) Im Sore As Hell From Weight Lifting, A Nigga Swoll As Hell Right Now....
5.) Imma Have A Part 2 To This Rant Cus I Cant Think Of Nothing......

Nike Lebron 9 "Miami Nights" Release


Release Reminder
Nike LeBron 9
Cool Grey/Vivid Grey-Black-Cherry
469764-003
11/04/11
$170

Miami Nights Or "Raptors" Nike Lebron 9s Release Early Next Month...

South Beach 5s..... #StopIt12 w-(-_-)-w w-(-_-)-w


What Kinda Madness Is This???????
This Is The Coonery I Am Talking About.....
Coons Ruin The South Beach CW.....
Niggas Probably Gonna Be Making South Beach Nike ACGs Next........ 
#IQuit  

Thursday, October 20, 2011

"Chicago" X's Preview

#Niceeeee
JB Doing Work

Release: Jan. 2012
Price: $160
General Release

Nigga What ???


Nigga Got On AM95 x 24/7s
#IQuit
Nigga Was Protecting His Feet All Day
Coonery!!

Guess That Shape!!!!


Girl In My Math Class......
Shaped Like A Tonka Truck,,,,
Desk Be Creaking Everytime She Moves... 
Ol Precious Looking Ass

Wednesday, October 19, 2011

ROFLMAO....... Bahahahahhahahaha


Cat Straight Pussy, Gonna Let This Gooned Ass Turtle Run Him Out His House.....

Nike Zoom Rookie LWP's "Glow In The Dark"


Nike Zoom Rookie “Glow in the Dark”
White/White-Black
472688-101
October 2011
$200

No Release Date But Supposed To Drop This October..



Finally......


Finally.....
G.O.O.D. Music Doing A Group Album
My Prayers Have Been Answered..
Gonna Blow MMG And Young Money Out A Window Splattering The Ground Like Humpty Dumpty 
After This Drops
GOOD Music Runs This Bitch, Aint Nobody Fuckin Wit It

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

I Knew It........

 Yo I QUIT!!!!! You Gonna Sit The And Make Your Own Air Mags?????? #HypeKills

Monday, October 17, 2011

Megan Fox Though???


Megan Fox Though?!?!?!?!?
You Gonna Sit There And Lie To Your Self??
That Homer Simpson On Your Right Side Of Your Shirt, Looks Like A Fuckin Nipple
Megan Fox??? Hell Naw Gurl!!!


This Coon lmao


Bins????? Really My Coon???
Them Timberland Wanna Be Fake 13s, And You Gonna Say They Bins???
You Put The Coon In Hakuna Matata 
Smfh I Hope You Was Joking......

I Knew They Were The Same People.....



So Nicki Gonna Sit There And Do A Damn Near Perfect Impersonation Of Weezy???

Jordan Hybrid 2012 "Son Of Mars"



Son Of Mars Jordan Hybrid
Drops Summer 2012
Mix Of Jordan 5s,3s,6s, And 20s
Imma Call This CW "Concords" Because Of The Concord Purple Midsole
Kinda Looks Like A Yeezy With Shape And Strap If You Look Closely.....

Sunday, October 16, 2011

Whoa There..... *Big Sean Voice*


Tell Me This....
Why Did I Almost Throw My Laptop Out The Window When I Saw This Pic??
Makes Precious Look Like A Milf
Ol I Can't Make Up My Mind On My Gender Ass

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Whoa...... Really???

















Peep Between The Girls
Shit Scared The Living Fuck Outta Me
Had Like 6 Double Takes,
Pissed In My Fuckin Pants, And Shitted My Self
Stop IT!!! 6 w-(-_- )-w

All White Everything


KrAkTastic!!!!! If These Do Drop, #RoboCop10, Cocaine's Right There *Dj Khaled Voice*
Too Bad They Might Be PE's Though......

Oh Really????



Ayo Really Bruh??
Im Eating My Lunch And I See This Shit
Nigga Thinks He's Cracking With The "Jordan 13.0s" 
Im So Appalled *Kanye West Voice*

KrAkPiffery 2

1.) Yo, I Seen Some Fuckin Fake As 13.0s, When The Fuck JB Put Air Max 360 soles on 13s??? Imma Show Em The Next Post. SMH
2.) If You Cant Tell A Shoe Website Is Fake By Pricing And Colorways Your a Coon.
3.) Jordan Brand Better Be Fuckin With Us On The New Retro Pricing For 2012!! So We Supposed To Drop $190-200 For Some Dookie Quality Retros When This Year Retro Pricing is $160??? That's A $30 Increase Not Including Tax... So 11s Would Be Around $205-220ish Minus Tax If Pricing Is True. Makes Me Wanna Ray-J Slap Micheal Jordan, Phil Knight, And The Other Nike And Jordan Brand Execs.
4.) Twitter Stay Fucking Up Smh.
5.) Chips Ahoy Candy Blasts Are An Orgasm In My Mouth, Everytime A Nigga Goes To The Store He Cops A Pack.
6.) Why The Hell Is It IMPOSSIBLE To Find A Decent Quality Dvdrip AVI Of Fast And Furious???? Nigga Searched For 3 Hours For That Shit With No Results.
7.) If You Rock Black Gum Soled Concord 11s KILL Yo Self In The Most Painfulest Way Possible.
8.) Why The Fuck My Logo For This Blog So Piss Poor?? Imma Fix It Soon.
9.) Twitter Shows The Coon, In Most People smh.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Military Blue IV's 2012 Release


Preview Of Military Blue IV's That Will Retro Once Again Next Year. To Me These Are Actually Pretty Nice, But We Will Have To Wait And See. Ohh And If You Peep The Pic Zoomed In, Notice Retail Is Supposed To Be $190...

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Sad But True (Typical DMV Girl Pose)




I Hate How True This Is 

Funny Stuff



Tell Me Why For 5 mins I Actually Thought This Was GTA 5??? Besides The Point If This Was GTA 5, It Would Be Tight As Hell... KrAktAstic X10.

Bahahahhahahahahahhaha




Think Jumper Mixed With Push Mixed With Transformers Explosions And Special Effects Minus The Autobots And Decepticons , And You Get This...... I Swear I Laughed So Hard During This Video.

HypeKills In The DMV

Ran Across This Coonery Awhile Back On Facebook............ So You Are "Hip To Something" In The DMV If You Wear Whatever Anyone Else Wears???? That's DickRiding In My Opinion, But Okay.... I Should Show Yall The REST Of This Convo But Its Too Long.


Drive 2011 Movie



Drive Is A KrAkTAstic Movie If You Haven't Already Seen It. Dude Is A Straight Goon. At First Its A Slow Beginning But In The Middle Of The Movie, Your Mouth Will Be Wide Open Like "Holy Sh--!" The Rest Of The Movie. If You Want The Link To The Movie HMU,......... Lmao Sike Go Watch In Theaters.




2011 Nike Doernbacher Freestyle Collection



 Nike Skinny Dunk High
Retail: $82 adult, $70 youth
Nike Vulc Rod
Retail: $65
2011 Nike Doernbacher Freestyle Collection

Available At Nike Locations (Nike.Com, NikeTown, Nikestore, etc.)

Release Date: November 5th

Youth And Mens Sizes All Shoes

Ps: Thanks To TheShoeGame.com for Info







Nike Free Run 2
Retail: $90 adult, $75 youth
Nike Shoz NZ
Retail: $115 adult, $95 youth
Air Jordan IV
Retail: $175 adult, $120 youth
 Nike Air Max 95
Retail: $145 adult, $95 youth








Jordan 8.0s


Jordan 8.0 (Playoff and Georgetown)

I Am Feeling So-So on The Playoff 8.0s, Maybe On A "Aww Shit They On Clearance For $80??" Type Of Day I Would Cop Them. But Yeah They Are Different, And Something Most People Don't Know About Jordan Brand Is That Whenever A Fusion Of A Numbered Model Comes Out, Then The Retro Of The Shoe Being Fused Will Drop In A Year Or Two From When The Fusion Dropped, So I Predict 8's Will Retro In About A Year Or 2 From Now. But Anyway Retail on 8.0s is $160 If You Didn't Know, And These 2 Colorways Dropped Yesterday As A General Release.

KrAkpiffery 1

I See Alot Of Things In My Life Especially Where I Live But This Is Ridiculous:
1.) Niggas Stay Rocking "Jordan 3.0s and 13.0s" JB didnt put No Type of 360 Air Max On the 3s and 13s Bruh You Know You Copped Them From Facebook.com.
2.) When The Hell That Baldheaded Nigga Young Jeezy Gonna Drop TM103. We Been Waiting For That For A Few Years Now. I Dont Even Think He's Finished It. Its Gonna Be Like The Detox And MuscleCar Chronicles smh.
3.) Doernbacher Jordan 4s are a #Fail No Wonder They Are GS sizes now. I Dare A Grown Ass Man To Rock a Pair Of Them SupaShits. No Offense But Did The Kid Who Designed Them Have Brain Problems? Was He Watching Superman, While Playing With Neon Green Glow Sticks, And Half Asleep While Designing them? I Want To Pull His Plug Everytime I See Them SupaShits, On Some "Yuelllll" *Soulja Bitch voice* Type Of Shit Right There.
4.) Why You Labeled Gay If You Wear Skinny Jeans?? Nigga I Will Fuck Yo Bitch On The Spot On Some Basedgod Type Shit. Shit Bugs The Living Fuck Everytime Someone Asks Me That Shit. Simple Minded Coons Nowadays. Just Because I Don't Wear Baggy Clothes, Reeboks, Adidas? *Kanye Voice*
5.) If You Get Mad Over An Unfollow On Twitter, You HAVE NO LIFE! Swear I See That Too Much On My TL.
6. ) I Use A Lot Of Profanity, Who Doesn't!! Who Doesn't!!?? *Anthony Anderson voice*
7.) Its Hard As Fuck To Trade some DS YOTR VII's for some FTLOTG IX's, Cardinal VII's, and a Retro II's or Retro VI.
8. ) And I Love To Fuckin Rant I Swear That's All I Do.
9.) Ohh Yeah...... Did Yall See Lil Wayne's 30 min PSA??? That Was Dumb As Hell, And Random As Fuck..  How You Gonna Go From Buggatti's To Tattoo's, To Skateboarding, To Guitars, To Finally Leading Up To A Promotion For The "Young Money Debit Card"??? Nigga Couldn't You Just Make A Fuckin Commercial, Instead Of Wasting 30 Mins Of Your And My Time????

Premier Politics- Sir Micheal Rocks



This Mixtape By Sir Micheal Rocks (Half of the Rap Group The Cool Kids) Is defiantly an add to whatever Music Player you have. Since It Dropped I have been playing it daily and repeatedly.
DOWNLOAD NOW at http://sirmichaelrocks.com/

BSD Tuesday


Bitch Suck Dick Video
Drop 10.11.11 at 8:00p.m. 
My Bitch Suck Dick, Like She Suck Dick!!!!

RUMOR: Air Mags Are Returning



Hype Kills, But Sometime Helps because the Nike Air Mags, are "Supposedly" releasing to the Public. Pricing is to be under $300, and Releasing Mid-November. And Production has Started Early October. I think if they do release in November they would be a HOH exclusive or a Quickstrike. Besides the Point, November has a numerous amount of sneakers releasing so Pockets will be hurt. Anyway if The Air Mags Aren't Releasing in November then 2015 will be year for them to return as confirmed in Nike's Air Mag ebay page in September, with the Autolace feature.

"Raptor" Lebron 9s





Nike Lebron 9
Cool Grey/Vivid Grey-Black-Cherry
469764-002
11/04/11
$170




These Are A Personal Favorite Colorway for the Lebron 9s. A "Raptorish" CW similar to Jordan VII's "Raptors" IMO, One Of The Best CWs the Lebron 9s has seen. If You Don't Think these KrAk then You Fail at life.




PS: Thanks to Sneakernews.com for info